Sent my brother and sister-in-law Turducken from Pfaelzer... they want to
know if it can cook on the grill. I told them best idea to stick with the
oven but now I am wondering... izzit a BBQ item?


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On 24-Aug-2005, "dwåcôñ" wrote:

Sent my brother and sister-in-law Turducken from Pfaelzer... they want to
know if it can cook on the grill. I told them best idea to stick with the
oven but now I am wondering... izzit a BBQ item?

Depends on how you define BBQ. You can smoke roast anything that can
be done in an oven. Turducken wouldn't be a good candidate for grilling. Too
much heat to get the inside bird done before incinerating the outside bird. It
probably could be done, but would be kind of like using a ball pein hammer
to remove a sore tooth.
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would be kind of like using a ball pein hammer
to remove a sore tooth.


Don't let my dentist hear that... he used something resembling a miniature
oil rig to take a tooth out... hammering down on my jaw until I was ready to
grab his neck and squeeze.


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dwåcôñ wrote:
"Brick" wrote in message
...

would be kind of like using a ball pein hammer
to remove a sore tooth.


Don't let my dentist hear that... he used something resembling a
miniature oil rig to take a tooth out... hammering down on my jaw
until I was ready to grab his neck and squeeze.

Let's see Ginsey, our daughter; head butted me and broke a tooth in half
from top to bottom exposing the nerve. Anesthetics just don't work on me. So
they got me drunk on scotch. Ever try drinking around a broken tooth. Took
me into the dentist office and put me into the chair. They got the tray of
tools out and he got ready to yank. He gets a phone call so he puts the
pliers' thing down and goes out to take his call. Nurse says she has to pee
and steps out. I go cool and start looking in the mirror. And being drunk
grab the yankers and pull my own tooth. No one told me it was going to bleed
like that. They even still charge me for the extraction. I must have looked
like a real nut covered in blood holding my tooth in the pliers.


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"Master Chef Richard Campbell" wrote:
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I must have looked like a real nut covered in blood holding my tooth in
the pliers.

Sounds right to me! ;-D
Sorry, Rich. No pic?

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Ever try drinking around a broken tooth.

A straw works wonders in such cases.

grab the yankers and pull my own tooth. No one told me it was going to
bleed like that. They even still charge me for the extraction.

That sucks. You could have saved some money.


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On 25-Aug-2005, "dwåcôñ" wrote:

"Brick" wrote in message
...

would be kind of like using a ball pein hammer
to remove a sore tooth.


Don't let my dentist hear that... he used something resembling a miniature
oil rig to take a tooth out... hammering down on my jaw until I was ready to
grab his neck and squeeze.


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The "squeeze" part would probably work, but I'd start somewhat lower
then his neck.
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