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05-07-2005, 01:49 PM
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OT - Joke
Birthday Presents
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy." "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked. "No," said the little girl. So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy." -- The Brick said that; (Life can be such a ****up sometimes) ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- 
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05-07-2005, 08:46 PM
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Brick wrote:
Birthday Presents [ . . . ] "Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy." Sometimes you can be pretty funny, Brick. ;-D -- Nick. Support severely wounded and disabled War on Terror Veterans and their families: http://saluteheroes.org/ & http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/ Thank a Veteran and Support Our Troops. You are not forgotten. Thanks ! ! !
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06-07-2005, 03:41 AM
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On 5-Jul-2005, wrote: Brick wrote: Birthday Presents [ . . . ] "Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy." Sometimes you can be pretty funny, Brick. ;-D -- Nick. I cannot tell a lie. The devil made me do it. Like yeh, you're going to believe that. -- The Brick® said that (Work harder; millions on welfare depend on you. ) ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =----
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