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"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate"wrote i

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MirandaWrites@FairandBalancedRaspberrymarshmallow fullmoonsbymoonpie.com
[ . . . ]

Hey, Miranda. Haven't seen you around in ages. Well, gettin' you to post
again is one good thing CALoonie did! Hope ya stick around.

Heard buzzing coming from the killfiles and found CaLonic in the grease
trap. Ick.
Thanks for the welcome back.
Gonna try your mint and serrano recipe using seitan rather than cow, Unca
Nick.
Will letcha know how it worked ( trust me though, there won't be nearly as
many peppers as
your recipe called for as just reading it scared the hell out of me!)

Miranda
The Barbecue Widow

Oh my lord. Did Monroe just grow some balls and ask you to take up for him?
Anybody talking to you, calonic? Nope, I just happened to look at the ng
and saw that quite a few regulars had foudn you to be tedious and
irritation and had mentioned you were killfiled. I can see why.



-CAL (hearing the Monroe speaking as he awoke:" honey, that CALooney is
hurting my feeling...will you attacking him for me precious. You know how
scared I am")

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid to do so.


PS- Calonic, you do realize that hot dogs and sausages were meant for EATING,
right?

Miranda
The Barbecue Widow

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


PS- Calonic, you do realize that hot dogs and sausages were meant for EATING,
right?

So why are you using them another way?

-CAL

In article , cl
wrote:

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid
to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


PS- Calonic, you do realize that hot dogs and sausages were meant for EATING,
right?

So why are you using them another way?

-CAL

Not me.
It's your mother and she's been spamming usenet with binaries of
her " adventures" . She's all over alt.food.binaries with jpegs of her hot
back-door love
affair with a kielbasa and I was afraid you might follow her example.. If
you want to try it, fine- just don't post pictures as she does. (Why she
doesn't shave her back and shoulders, I dunno. Maybe she's proud of all
that luxurious black hair?)

Be grateful that some of us regulars haven't killfiled you and are looking out
for your health and safety, Calonic.

In article , cl
wrote:

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid
to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


When your wife leaves you for her girlfriend the diesel mechanic* I'll be
there- representing your wife.

*( oh shit- I forgot that was supposed to be kept quiet until you had
been back on your meds long enough for them to become effective. )
..

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate"
MirandaWrites@FairandBalancedRaspberrymarshmallow fullmoonsbymoonpie.com
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In article , cl
wrote:

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get
paid to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


When your wife leaves you for her girlfriend the diesel mechanic*
I'll be there- representing your wife.

*( oh shit- I forgot that was supposed to be kept quiet until you had
been back on your meds long enough for them to become effective. )
.

Reminds me of my ex's lawyer; a poster child for man hating diesel dykes
everywhere. My first attorney, who I chose for his rep for mediation and
clean work, withdrew and referred me to a barracuda who ripped my wife a new
one. Expensive but well worth it.

JD

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:
(Why she
doesn't shave her back and shoulders, I dunno. Maybe she's proud of all
that luxurious black hair?)

Mary look closer, that was a close up **** shot of you doing your thang
at the local stud farm.



-CAL

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

When your wife leaves you for her girlfriend the diesel mechanic* I'll be
there- representing your wife.

I guess that is what she gets for being such a cheapsake. She ought to
pony up the bucks for a good lawyer.

-CAL

"JD" wrote:
[]
Reminds me of my ex's lawyer; a poster child for man hating diesel dykes
everywhere. My first attorney, who I chose for his rep for mediation and
clean work, withdrew and referred me to a barracuda who ripped my wife a
new one. Expensive but well worth it.

It is truly written: There is no price too high to pay for freedom!

--
Intuitive insights from Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley

http://operationiraqichildren.org/

In article ,
wrote:
"JD" wrote:
[]
Reminds me of my ex's lawyer; a poster child for man hating diesel dykes
everywhere. My first attorney, who I chose for his rep for mediation and
clean work, withdrew and referred me to a barracuda who ripped my wife a
new one. Expensive but well worth it.

It is truly written: There is no price too high to pay for freedom!

The female point of view is often:

Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.


Chuck Demas

--
Eat Healthy | _ _ | Nothing would be done at all,
Stay Fit | @ @ | If a man waited to do it so well,
Die Anyway | v | That no one could find fault with it.
| \___/ | http://world.std.com/~cpd

In article
,

(Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate) wrote:

In article , "cl"
wrote:

Oh my lord. Did Monroe just grow some balls and ask you to take up for him?
Anybody talking to you, calonic? Nope, I just happened to look at the ng
and saw that quite a few regulars had foudn you to be tedious and
irritation and had mentioned you were killfiled. I can see why.


Riiiiiiiight CALooney. I already have enough balls as it is. Any more
would be redundant.
Miranda-you're engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed ****tard.


-CAL (hearing the Monroe speaking as he awoke:" honey, that CALooney is
hurting my feeling...will you attacking him for me precious. You know how
scared I am")

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid to do
so.

Looney-you're just kickin so much ass-keep up the fine high quality
abuse.

monroe(my feeling is so hurted)

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,

(Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate) wrote:

In article , cl
wrote:

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid
to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


When your wife leaves you for her girlfriend the diesel mechanic* I'll be
there- representing your wife.

*( oh shit- I forgot that was supposed to be kept quiet until you had
been back on your meds long enough for them to become effective. )

Careful-once he starts the leg humping-he won't stop until you hit him
with a rolled up paper....

monroe(stains too)

"Monroe, of course..." wrote in message
...
In article
,

(Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate) wrote:

In article , "cl"
wrote:

Oh my lord. Did Monroe just grow some balls and ask you to take up for
him?
Anybody talking to you, calonic? Nope, I just happened to look at the
ng
and saw that quite a few regulars had foudn you to be tedious and
irritation and had mentioned you were killfiled. I can see why.


Riiiiiiiight CALooney. I already have enough balls as it is. Any more
would be redundant.

Well when they finally drop, let us all know.


-CAL

"Monroe, of course..." wrote in message

Careful-once he starts the leg humping-he won't stop until you hit him
with a rolled up paper....

monroe(stains too)

So I take it you let your dog hump you for a while before knocking the shit
out of it?

Freaky

-CAL

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid
to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


PS- Calonic, you do realize that hot dogs and sausages were meant for
EATING,
right?

So why are you using them another way?

-CAL

Not me.
It's your mother and she's been spamming usenet with binaries of
her " adventures" . She's all over alt.food.binaries with jpegs of her hot
back-door love
affair with a kielbasa and I was afraid you might follow her example.. If
you want to try it, fine- just don't post pictures as she does. (Why she
doesn't shave her back and shoulders, I dunno. Maybe she's proud of all
that luxurious black hair?)

Be grateful that some of us regulars haven't killfiled you and are looking
out
for your health and safety, Calonic.

Miranda, I quoted all this S#$% because some A^&*( that I never heard of
****id an moaned because I didn't quote enough of an original message.) He
apparently grooves on creating hate and discontent. Since you are not one of

those who desire to follow this trail, I suggest that you use some restaint
in
comment on his posts. OTH, it's nice to see you posting again.

M&M ("When You're Over The Hill You Pick Up Speed")

On 26-May-2004,

(Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate) wrote:

In article , cl
wrote:

"Miranda Writes, Devil's Advocate" wrote:

Nope, I don't waste my time screwing around that way.
I actually can make people's (real) lives a living hell- and get paid
to do so.


So what street corner must one frequent to be so lucky?


When your wife leaves you for her girlfriend the diesel mechanic* I'll be
there- representing your wife.

*( oh shit- I forgot that was supposed to be kept quiet until you had
been back on your meds long enough for them to become effective. )
.

Miranda,

I notice that yuo don't sign yourself as the 'BBQ Widow' anymore. Never mind
that. It seems that "CAL", 'cl' has jumped in here and is determined to
create
hate and discontent. Well, F&*+ him. We don't have to bow down to that. You
see, we know who the gu ru's are. You can name them as well as I can.
Monroe of course is one of them. I haven't kill filed 'CAL' yet, but I do
skip over
his posts and any replies to his posts.

Why do I do this? Because I am not looking for arguments in this newgroup.
I am looking for comments from experience, I.e. like we used to get from
Monroe. Maybe still do, but I'm so ****ed right now that about 'CL's' posts
I may be overlooking some recent posts from Monroe. At any rate glad to
see some input from you Miranda.

M&M(Keep the shiny side up)