"Duwop" wrote:
JakBQuik wrote:
have written such a bolus of drivel.


"Bolus of drivel" I like that.

Like, "Spit on a Kingsford briquette and swallow it!"

--
Intuitive insights from Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read it in English, THANK A VETERAN!

"cl" wrote in message
...
snip
Ribs actually both, dry and wet. Sweet tomato sauces but also just as many
with vinegar combos.

This thread really show the (lack of) knowledge of Dave and Dale.

-CAL


Their "wet" ribs are nothing special so that is why they are not "known" for
them. That is not to say that they are not good. I have had some exceptional
"wet" memphis ribs, but the dry ribs are a unique treat.

ag

In article , "Duwop"
wrote:

JakBQuik wrote:
have written such a bolus of drivel.


"Bolus of drivel" I like that.

or "Pile of CAL"

monroe(barbecue belt my ass)

On Mon, 17 May 2004 00:34:38 -0500, cory
wrote:

Bill wrote:


Anybody know the general description of "Memphis Style Barbecue"?

Bill

This paper seems to be pretty well researched. Scan the page for the
word "Memphis", which appears a couple of times.

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~CLASS/MA...e/regions.html


Quite an interesting read on Barbecue...

Thanks Cory!

Bill

Monroe, of course... wrote:

or "Pile of CAL"

ROTFL!!!

"Dave Bugg" deebuggatcharterdotnet wrote...
Monroe, of course... wrote:

or "Pile of CAL"

ROTFL!!!

Your one to talk.

-CAL

"cl" wrote in message
...

"Dave Bugg" deebuggatcharterdotnet wrote...
Monroe, of course... wrote:

or "Pile of CAL"

ROTFL!!!

Your one to talk.

-CAL

Er.....snappy (although misspelled) comeback, Dude.

John in Austin

"JakBQuik" wrote in message
...

"cl" wrote in message
...

"Dave Bugg" deebuggatcharterdotnet wrote...
Monroe, of course... wrote:

or "Pile of CAL"

ROTFL!!!

Your one to talk.

-CAL

Er.....snappy (although misspelled) comeback, Dude.

Why spell check (or even care) when you are talking to a few in the crew
that post in hillbilly dialect?

-CAL

wrote in message
...
Steve Wertz wrote:
On Tue, 18 May 2004 20:53:24 GMT, "cl"
wrote:

Why spell check (or even care) when you are talking to a few in the
crew
that post in hillbilly dialect?

Ahh, another satisfied AFB customer.

NEXT!

Yeah. I be anudda one. Even worse, I speaks in Bronx dialect. Stuff it,
CL!

Well if your gonna be that way I won't post the jpg of a few farm animals I
found to appease you guys.

-CAL

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 18 May 2004 22:12:45 GMT, "cl" wrote:

Well if your gonna be that way I won't post the jpg of a few farm animals
I
found to appease you guys.

That's good, since binaries don't belong in AFB. You really are new
around here, aren't you?

Hillbilly jpg (Ascii art) , here is one just for you!

/"\
|\./|
| |
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| |
/'\| |/'\..
/~\| | | | \
| =[@]= | | \
| | | | | \
| ~ ~ ~ ~ |` )
| /
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| (( +==)) |
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"cl" wrote:
wrote in message
...
Steve Wertz wrote:
On Tue, 18 May 2004 20:53:24 GMT, "cl"
wrote:

Why spell check (or even care) when you are talking to a few in the
crew
that post in hillbilly dialect?

Ahh, another satisfied AFB customer.

NEXT!

Yeah. I be anudda one. Even worse, I speaks in Bronx dialect. Stuff it,
CL!

Well if your gonna be that way I won't post the jpg of a few farm animals
I found to appease you guys.

Is postin' like stump trainin'? Ah hopes y'all apreshiates that ah safed yo
dum asses from that jpg! Ah no ah don' wan' no fahm animals appeasin' on
me!

--
Intuitive insights from Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read it in English, THANK A VETERAN!

Bob in socal wrote:
On Tue, 18 May 2004 20:53:24 GMT, "cl" wrote:


"JakBQuik" wrote in message
...

"cl" wrote in message
...

"Dave Bugg" deebuggatcharterdotnet wrote...
Monroe, of course... wrote:

or "Pile of CAL"

ROTFL!!!

Your one to talk.

-CAL

Er.....snappy (although misspelled) comeback, Dude.

Why spell check (or even care) when you are talking to a few in the
crew that post in hillbilly dialect?

-CAL


Helpful Hillbilly Dictionary for reference!


HEIDI: (noun) Greeting.

HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi,
hire yew?"

BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My
brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH: (noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage:
"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER: (noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements."

MUNTS: (noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard
my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK: (verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."

RANCH: (noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I leff
my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard
a few munts ago."

ALL: (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my
brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR: (noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR: (noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TI (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't
rise, Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."

RETARD: (verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FARN: (adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed .must be from some farn country."

DID: (adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

A (noun) A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen. Usage: "He cain't
breathe give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR: (noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from
that bob war fence."


Bob in socal...

"Ah thank Ah'll have a Coke".......I thought it was a "Co-Cola"....

Lou wrote:
snip
"Ah thank Ah'll have a Coke".......I thought it was a "Co-Cola"....

My apologies to Lou. Having lurked here for a couple weeks, I didn't
realize there was a Lou out there already. I've changed my accout settings
to try to avoid confusion.

I also read a few threads about AFB etiquette. Sorry I didn't snip the
irrelevant stuff the first time.

Lou-Lou in NC

"Lou" wrote:
Lou wrote:
snip
"Ah thank Ah'll have a Coke".......I thought it was a "Co-Cola"....

My apologies to Lou. Having lurked here for a couple weeks, I didn't
realize there was a Lou out there already. I've changed my accout
settings to try to avoid confusion.

I also read a few threads about AFB etiquette. Sorry I didn't snip the
irrelevant stuff the first time.

Lou-Lou in NC

Well, ya shure picked a real good thread ta getcher feet wet on!
Post some pics on alt.binaries.food if ya can, and welcome aboard.

--
Intuitive insights from Nick-Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read it in English, THANK A VETERAN!

On 19 May 2004 08:39:33 GMT, wrote:

Is postin' like stump trainin'? Ah hopes y'all apreshiates that ah safed yo
dum asses from that jpg! Ah no ah don' wan' no fahm animals appeasin' on
me!


Hot dang! You sound just like Senata Ernest Hollins fum Sackalina!


Bill