On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 18:15:07 GMT, bbq wrote:



Steve Wertz wrote:

On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 15:56:44 GMT, "Graeme... in London"
wrote:


Did you hear the one about the homosexual highland bull?

He preferred nibbling Peat rather than Heather!


groan Englidh jokes don't fare well here. Did anybpody else get
that? ;-)

-swhattimeiswhenanelephantsitsonafencew

I got the nibbling Peat, but do not undestand the rather than Heather part.

Never saw "Highlander", eh?

Don't know. What time?

Happy Q'en,
BBQ

--
Bill Funk
replace "g" with "a"

On 2003-11-25, Duwop wrote:

over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just gae the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".


ROFL!

nb

"Steve Wertz" wrote in message
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On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 15:56:44 GMT, "Graeme... in London"
wrote:

Did you hear the one about the homosexual highland bull?

He preferred nibbling Peat rather than Heather!

groan Englidh jokes don't fare well here. Did anybpody else get
that? ;-)

-swhattimeiswhenanelephantsitsonafencew

I got it, but wondered why.

Brick (Never watched Monty Python either)

"Graeme... in London" wrote

OK another Cow Joke: (a poor one)

2 dyslexic cows go skiing,
They are standing at the top of the piste.
The first dyslexic cow says "this is a black run..its very fast, we
better
zag-zig down the slope".
The second dyslexic cows says "I think you're wrong. We have to
Zig-zag"!
The first cow says..."NO! We have to zag-zig"
The second cow says "To settle this argument lets ask this man
coming up on
the chairlift what we should do"
"Excuse me sir..should we zag-zig down the slope or should we
zig-zag"
The man on the chairlift says "Sorry I don't know, I'm a
tobogganist"
Both cows then say "Oh good! Can we have 20 Marlboro please"

Sorry for being way OT

Graeme (bringing you Scottish humour at its worst)


Talk about lame jokes. That was really reaching.

Brick( and his left handed monkey wrench)