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15-11-2003, 07:58 PM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
"Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and
thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals, but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago 
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15-11-2003, 08:25 PM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
In om,
Veg Head typed: "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals, but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago ================================================== ========= STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (Check all boxes that apply) Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [X ] Lamer [ X] Flamer [X ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath [X ] Unbearably self-righteous person I took exception to your recent: [ ] Email [X ] Post to alt.food.barbecue(Newsgroup) It was (check all that apply): [X ] Lame [X ] Stupid [ ] Abusive [X ] Clueless [X ] Idiotic [ X] Brain-damaged [X ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ X] Ignorant [X ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [X ] Boring [X ] Dumb [ ] Cowardly [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical [X ] Loathsome [ X] Satanic [ ] Despicable [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit [X ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. Your attention is drawn to the fact that: [ ] You posted what should have been emailed [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup [ X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others [ X] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ X] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ X] What you posted has been done before. [ X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated SPAM [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ X] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense [ ] Your sig./alias is dreadful [ X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless. [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80 [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. [ X] You are a loser. [ ] This has been pointed out to you before. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. It is recommended that you: [ X] Get a clue [ X] Get a life [ X] Go away [ ] Grow up [ X] Never post again [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week [ X] stop reading Usenet news and get a life [ ] stop sending Email and get a life [ X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ X] Have your medication adjusted [ X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ X] find a volcano and throw yourself in [ X] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up [ X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ X] consume excrement [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test [ X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ X] You need to seek psychiatric help [ X] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] PLONK [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet [ X] Most of the above [ ] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above [ ] You're so clueless I didn't even fill-in this form.
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15-11-2003, 10:10 PM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a
problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the tables of some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word uttered about my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them. You, on the other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to the nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to meet you or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living bejeezuz out of you. JD "Veg Head" wrote in message om "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals, but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago
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16-11-2003, 12:19 AM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
" BOB" wrote:
STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM Bobbo- This is one of the best replies I've seen to these twits; however, I'm beginning to think you have too much time on your hands. Go out and kill some critter, dress it out, Q it and eat it . . . and have a few beers! g Still laughing. -- Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com "Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended victims are defenseless is bad public policy." - John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"
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16-11-2003, 12:28 AM
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Hey Bob,
I hope you don't mind, but my wife and I stole your bonehead reply form. Don't worry though.....we'll only use it when it is needed. " BOB" wrote in message .. . In om, Veg Head typed: "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals, but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago ================================================== ========= STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (Check all boxes that apply) Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [X ] Lamer [ X] Flamer [X ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath [X ] Unbearably self-righteous person I took exception to your recent: [ ] Email [X ] Post to alt.food.barbecue(Newsgroup) It was (check all that apply): [X ] Lame [X ] Stupid [ ] Abusive [X ] Clueless [X ] Idiotic [ X] Brain-damaged [X ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ X] Ignorant [X ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [X ] Boring [X ] Dumb [ ] Cowardly [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical [X ] Loathsome [ X] Satanic [ ] Despicable [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit [X ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. Your attention is drawn to the fact that: [ ] You posted what should have been emailed [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup [ X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others [ X] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ X] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ X] What you posted has been done before. [ X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated SPAM [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ X] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense [ ] Your sig./alias is dreadful [ X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless. [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80 [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. [ X] You are a loser. [ ] This has been pointed out to you before. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. It is recommended that you: [ X] Get a clue [ X] Get a life [ X] Go away [ ] Grow up [ X] Never post again [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week [ X] stop reading Usenet news and get a life [ ] stop sending Email and get a life [ X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ X] Have your medication adjusted [ X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ X] find a volcano and throw yourself in [ X] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up [ X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ X] consume excrement [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test [ X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ X] You need to seek psychiatric help [ X] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] PLONK [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet [ X] Most of the above [ ] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above [ ] You're so clueless I didn't even fill-in this form.
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16-11-2003, 01:30 AM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
In news:3xztb.207924$Fm2.203971@attbi_s04,
Brian and Maryann typed: Hey Bob, I hope you don't mind, but my wife and I stole your bonehead reply form. Don't worry though.....we'll only use it when it is needed. LOL! See my response to Nick above where I reposted it not filled in and is much easier to use. It's not mine, it was sent to me without the "X"es. The person that sent it to me said she wanted no credit for it (which probably means that she found it somewhere else). Have fun with it. BOB
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16-11-2003, 06:53 AM
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JD wrote:
Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the tables of some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word uttered about my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them. You, on the other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to the nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to meet you or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living bejeezuz out of you. JD ROFL!!! Well said! Jill "Veg Head" wrote in message om "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals, but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago
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16-11-2003, 09:09 AM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
" BOB" wrote:
In , typed: " BOB" wrote: STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM Bobbo- I'm beginning to think you have too much time on your hands. It only took the time to check the boxes...the blank form was sent to me by someone who does actually have too much time on his hands. Well, it's not the first time I've jumped to an erroneous conclusion. Still funny, tho. Thanks. I've saved it. -- Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com "Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended victims are defenseless is bad public policy." - John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"
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16-11-2003, 11:05 AM
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"JD" wrote in message .. .
Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the tables of some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word uttered about my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them. You, on the other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to the nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to meet you or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living bejeezuz out of you. JD "Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein "Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw
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16-11-2003, 04:48 PM
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"Veg Head" wrote in message
om "JD" wrote in message .. . Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the tables of some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word uttered about my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them. You, on the other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to the nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to meet you or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living bejeezuz out of you. JD "Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein I doubt seriously that the great spirit of Einstein was anywhere near as sanctimonious and condescending as you. Quite the opposite really. Now you can add delusional megalomaniac to curriculum vitae. Incidently, Einstein was a vegetarian for only the last year of his life which may suggest that eschewing meat isn't really all that good for your health after all. "Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw In your case any physical violence you may sustain would be the result of your own arrogance and stupidity. Violence isn't always physical as your diatribes bear out so you shouldn't be surprised when the violence of your verbal attacks nets you a little physical violence in your karma. BTW, the steak I consumed in response to your last attack was delicious. Since this reaction is a common one among meat eaters to vegheads as yourself perhaps it has never occurred to you that every time you or the PETA folks come out with this crap you cause the demand for meat to increase and even more cattle get slaughtered. Pretty ironic, eh? JD
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16-11-2003, 05:55 PM
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"Auschwitz begins..."
"Veg Head" wrote in message om... "Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein "Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw "We are the supreme race" ---Adolph Hitler There, I quoted someone.......does that make it factual? By the way, Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian.
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18-11-2003, 01:03 AM
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"Dot Matrix" wrote in message m... Who's up for clubbing some fur seals? this baby harp seal walks into a bar. the bartender asks "what'll you have?" the baby harp seal replies "anything but a canadian club" bidda bing bidda bang
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