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How to Open a Bag of Charcoal?



 
 
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Old 18-05-2008, 08:35 AM posted to alt.religion.kibology,alt.food.barbecue
Dave Bugg
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Kent wrote:

AND! Phallic Face doeth reappear. And where has thou been? Did they
finally place you on leave?


It isn't Kevin.

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What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan


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Old 18-05-2008, 12:31 PM posted to alt.religion.kibology,alt.food.barbecue
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Dave Bugg wrote:
Kent wrote:
AND! Phallic Face doeth reappear. And where has thou been? Did they
finally place you on leave?


It isn't Kevin.


.... it's a plastic replica?

Dave
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Old 18-05-2008, 02:06 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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Kent wrote:


AND! Phallic Face doeth reappear. And where has thou been? Did they finally
place you on leave?



Hook-Line-Sinker.
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Old 19-05-2008, 12:14 AM posted to alt.religion.kibology,alt.food.barbecue
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"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message
...
I bought a new Kamado smoker about 6 years ago. I haven't used it
yet, but I really like it a lot.


The problem I have with it is I can't figure out how to open these
bags of charcoal.


Is there a website that explains how these strings can be removed so
that I can get at the charcoal inside? I've sent numerous letters
and called Kamado about the problem, but they never respond.


A quick way is to soak the bag in a somthing flammable, like kerosene, and
set fire to it. The air inside will heat up and expand, causing the string
to burst. I have not tried it myself but as long as you are careful I see no
problem with it.



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Old 19-05-2008, 03:40 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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TFM® TFM@ttack wrote:

I don't know about that. My brand of scotch is cheaper than gas right now.


snork This makes we wanna start huffing at the nozzle.

-sw
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Old 19-05-2008, 03:44 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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Nunya Bidnits wrote:

Kevin S. Wilson, a forgery created by a frequent poster on AFB, trolled from
a free Swedish text only NNTP server usenet4all.se:


Gee, you think? Here, take my card.

-sw
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Old 19-05-2008, 03:45 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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Dave Bugg wrote:

Nunya Bidnits wrote:

Kevin S. Wilson, a forgery created by a frequent poster on AFB,


Who, pray tell? It would be nice to know who it is that thinks crossposting
to the kibology numbnuts is cute. It's fine to joke around if it is here on
afb, but adding kibology.....


Dave - mellow out, dude. It was me.

-sw pounding chest and making Tarzan sounds
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Old 19-05-2008, 03:51 AM posted to alt.religion.kibology,alt.food.barbecue
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TMG wrote:

Well, welcome back - for whatever that's worth.


See, afb? Where else can you dig up idiots this precious?

-sw
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Old 19-05-2008, 03:54 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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Sqwertz wrote:
Dave Bugg wrote:

Nunya Bidnits wrote:

Kevin S. Wilson, a forgery created by a frequent poster on AFB,


Who, pray tell? It would be nice to know who it is that thinks
crossposting to the kibology numbnuts is cute. It's fine to joke
around if it is here on afb, but adding kibology.....


Dave - mellow out, dude. It was me.

-sw pounding chest and making Tarzan sounds


Stop that. You're loin cloth is too short.

--
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you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan


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Old 19-05-2008, 05:21 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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Dave Bugg wrote:

Sqwertz wrote:
Dave Bugg wrote:

-sw pounding chest and making Tarzan sounds


Stop that. You're loin cloth is too short.


I thought it felt a little airy down there.

-sw (singing the Monkees - 'I Wanna Be Free')
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Old 19-05-2008, 03:31 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Nunya Bidnits[_2_]
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Sqwertz wrote:
Nunya Bidnits wrote:

Kevin S. Wilson, a forgery created by a frequent poster on AFB,
trolled from a free Swedish text only NNTP server usenet4all.se:


Gee, you think? Here, take my card.

-sw


What can I say? I just don't need a professor of kibology right now.

But its nice of you to help the US economy by using the free resources from
offshore providers.

MBKC

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Old 19-05-2008, 04:44 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Nunya Bidnits[_2_]
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Dave Bugg wrote:
Kent wrote:

AND! Phallic Face doeth reappear. And where has thou been? Did they
finally place you on leave?


It isn't Kevin.


Dave, I still don't think its sinking in....

(not crossposted to the kibology aka blithering morons with nothing better
to do group)

I don't mind a little on topic humor on the list and I have been guilty of
the same myself (or at least a facsimile therof) but I don't appreciate the
influx of crossposting trollers infecting the group with mindless turdlets
from some multi-hole outhouse NG.

Barbecue people can be funny about what they do. Wannabe internet
humorists... not so much. Please go away.

Or are they still here because someone nailed the outhouse door shut?

MartyB in KC

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Old 19-05-2008, 04:48 PM posted to alt.religion.kibology,alt.food.barbecue
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On Sun, 18 May 2008 21:51:24 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

TMG wrote:

Well, welcome back - for whatever that's worth.


See, afb? Where else can you dig up idiots this precious?


By looking in a mirror, of course.

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Old 20-05-2008, 01:38 AM posted to alt.religion.kibology,alt.food.barbecue
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Sqwertz wrote:
TMG wrote:

Well, welcome back - for whatever that's worth.


See, afb? Where else can you dig up idiots this precious?

-sw


How on earth do you peoples work a computer without opposable thumbs?
Must be the same way you operate the TV remote - have your kids
pre-program it to the NASCAR stations.
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Old 21-05-2008, 12:37 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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"Brian" wrote in message ...
Kent wrote:


AND! Phallic Face doeth reappear. And where has thou been? Did they
finally place you on leave?



Hook-Line-Sinker.


You're absolutely right! I got hooked by a fake!
We all learn somehow, at some point!
Thanks,

Kent



 




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