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BBQ & Beer - Good news - satire



 
 
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Old 22-03-2008, 04:34 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Nick Cramer
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Yes, indeed, boys and girls. It's true. Soon, all the summer weekend
warriors will be buying up all the BBQ grills and tools and raising the
price of OUR meat!

You see, my SIL works for Anheuser-Bush and received their Spring catalog
today. It's chock full all kinds of Budweiser things. You can find it at
budshop.com.

ENJOY!

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I've known US vets who served as far back as the Spanish American War. They
are all my heroes! Thank a Veteran and Support Our Troops. You are not
forgotten. Thanks ! ! ~Semper Fi~
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Old 22-03-2008, 06:40 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
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Nick Cramer wrote:

Yes, indeed, boys and girls. It's true. Soon, all the summer weekend
warriors will be buying up all the BBQ grills and tools and raising the
price of OUR meat!

You see, my SIL works for Anheuser-Bush and received their Spring catalog
today. It's chock full all kinds of Budweiser things. You can find it at
budshop.com.

ENJOY!



I looked through the catalog. I like the beer tub/stand. It's one of
them things that would be nice to have, but since it would not get used
often, I would not pay $65 for one.

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One more
and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ
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Old 24-03-2008, 12:12 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Dave T.
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bbq wrote:

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage. Storage
is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One more and it
will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ


BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage. Everything
that has EVER come in through my front door is still here. Somewhere.
--
Dave T.


"Your attitude serves as a lens through which you see life, and it's
best when that lens is focused on the positive possibilities." - Ralph
Marston
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Old 24-03-2008, 04:10 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Nick Cramer
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"Dave T." wrote:
bbq wrote:

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One more
and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ


BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage. Everything
that has EVER come in through my front door is still here. Somewhere.


Likewise. I've been here for 38 years. Lucky I've got a two car garage and
four storage sheds to help hold everything.

--
Nick. Support severely wounded and disabled Veterans and their families!
I've known US vets who served as far back as the Spanish American War. They
are all my heroes! Thank a Veteran and Support Our Troops. You are not
forgotten. Thanks ! ! ~Semper Fi~
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Old 24-03-2008, 05:17 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Nunya Bidnits[_2_]
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Nick Cramer wrote:
"Dave T." wrote:
bbq wrote:

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One
more and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ


BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage.
Everything that has EVER come in through my front door is still
here. Somewhere.


Likewise. I've been here for 38 years. Lucky I've got a two car
garage and four storage sheds to help hold everything.


Yeah, well I have everything I ever owned (well, a duplicate of everything,
since aliens always replace everything I get with an identical duplicate
immediately). And its all in one closet, which is attached to a wormhole,
where my possesions fill 6 solar systems and an asteroid belt.

MartyB in KC

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Old 24-03-2008, 06:33 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue
JD[_2_]
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Nunya Bidnits wrote:
Nick Cramer wrote:
"Dave T." wrote:
bbq wrote:

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One
more and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ
BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage.
Everything that has EVER come in through my front door is still
here. Somewhere.

Likewise. I've been here for 38 years. Lucky I've got a two car
garage and four storage sheds to help hold everything.


Yeah, well I have everything I ever owned (well, a duplicate of everything,
since aliens always replace everything I get with an identical duplicate
immediately). And its all in one closet, which is attached to a wormhole,
where my possesions fill 6 solar systems and an asteroid belt.

MartyB in KC


My ex-wife wants to know if you're single

JD
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Old 24-03-2008, 07:05 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue
Nunya Bidnits[_2_]
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JD wrote:
Nunya Bidnits wrote:
Nick Cramer wrote:
"Dave T." wrote:
bbq wrote:

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One
more and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ
BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage.
Everything that has EVER come in through my front door is still
here. Somewhere.
Likewise. I've been here for 38 years. Lucky I've got a two car
garage and four storage sheds to help hold everything.


Yeah, well I have everything I ever owned (well, a duplicate of
everything, since aliens always replace everything I get with an
identical duplicate immediately). And its all in one closet, which
is attached to a wormhole, where my possesions fill 6 solar systems
and an asteroid belt.

MartyB in KC


My ex-wife wants to know if you're single

JD


Yes, in this and three other parallel universes. But I have jealous wives
and girlfriends in four others, including one about to be released from jail
on a manslaughter conviction. Which is she in?

MartyB in KC

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Old 24-03-2008, 08:08 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue
bbq
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Dave T. wrote:

bbq wrote:

It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One
more and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ



BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage. Everything
that has EVER come in through my front door is still here. Somewhere.



You mean that grill or grills you bought came through the front door and
never made it through the back to be put to use? Shame on you !! ;-)

29, that's a long time !!!

BBQ
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Old 24-03-2008, 08:16 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue
bbq
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Nick Cramer wrote:

"Dave T." wrote:

bbq wrote:


It would end up spending too much time in storage in the garage.
Storage is at a premium, now that I have lived here 17 years. One more
and it will be the longest I ever lived in a place !!

BBQ


BBQ, this August will be 29 years under the same roof for my BW and
myself. You are just a pup when it comes to creative storage. Everything
that has EVER come in through my front door is still here. Somewhere.



Likewise. I've been here for 38 years. Lucky I've got a two car garage and
four storage sheds to help hold everything.



I can have 1 shed. But it can be 800 sq ft. Pretty big shed!!! Not
going build one though that size. Maybe a smaller one though. Someday!!!

BBQ

 




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