Chris McGonnell wrote:
I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
****ing asshole to post.

No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
one-liners, and a living god.

Well, right NOW we're not sure if we can call that living, though we did
receive one communique from him (last month, was it?) recently.

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeableBLINK
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

On Apr 28, 10:56 am, Mark Edwards wrote:
[snip, snip here and a snip, snip there]

No cluons were harmed when Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already
know that even though you won't admit it.

Walks up to chalk line
I am a ****ing idiot. I freely admit it. I let Calvin troll me into
responding to his post. Oh woe! Woe, I say!
/Walks up to chalk line
gulps drink and throws empty glass into fireplace while Callahan's
regulars cheer /

Mark is joined by stampede of ArkMarks

gulp, toss, SMASH/

We're ALL ****ing idiots, and I don't mean my wife! No, wait, I told
that wrong...

/stampede dissipates...

Un-****ing-believable.

I do not think that wors means what you think that it means.

I donut think ANY wors mean what he thinks they do.

No, this can't be right; Fast Eddie woulda sapped me first time I
yanked tagutcow's chain about his angst..

Justin case, please tell me Spot's real Name wasn't Ralph von Wau
Wau.


Dr. HotSalt

Chris McGonnell wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
even though you won't admit it.
That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
he's killfiled all of ARK.

**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
****ing asshole to post.

No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
one-liners


There's a cafeteria under this bridge?!?


--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

David DeLaney wrote:
Chris McGonnell wrote:
I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
****ing asshole to post.
No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
one-liners, and a living god.

Well, right NOW we're not sure if we can call that living, though we did
receive one communique from him (last month, was it?) recently.


More like an exculpatory plea.

Not His fault, pfah! As if anyone's gonna believe that!


--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

Dr. HotSalt wrote:

Justin case, please tell me Spot's real Name wasn't Ralph von Wau
Wau.


I'm filling in for Justin while he's fighting the restraining order in
court, so here goes:


Spot's real Name wasn't Ralph von Wau Wau.


Teh Enb.

--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

On Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:38:19 +0930, Tonto Goldstein wrote:

Chris McGonnell wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
even though you won't admit it.
That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
he's killfiled all of ARK.

**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
****ing asshole to post.

No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
one-liners


There's a cafeteria under this bridge?!?

Kibo's Automat is over by the northwest arch.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"ITYM 'Beer IS bread the way God intended.'" -- NotR


--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

In article ,
Chris McGonnell wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
even though you won't admit it.

That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his hand.

IFYPFY

--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes
It's too confused to make sense, so let's make nonsense.
-- Chris McG.

On Tue, 01 May 2007 08:43:03 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
even though you won't admit it.

That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
he's killfiled all of ARK.

**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

What a sweetheart. Do you suppose he's sentient enough to be aware of
the irony in killfiling an entire froup, then individually e-mailing
its members?

Some people cough!D*nk/cough just seem to need us to validate
their existence.

I don't think Steve-O liked being called Steve-O because it made him
look like a Jackass. But Mini-Dank is taken.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"ITYM 'Beer IS bread the way God intended.'" -- NotR


--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:29:03 +0930, Tonto Goldstein
wrote:

David DeLaney wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein wrote:
David DeLaney wrote:
Mark Edwards wrote:
Hugs and Purrs,
Mark
Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?

Umnoes - look where you posted


Therein lies the problem.

I also don't look before I leep.

Are you saying that your computer does it automatically? Mine does.

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
even though you won't admit it.

That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
he's killfiled all of ARK.

**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

What a sweetheart. Do you suppose he's sentient enough to be aware of
the irony in killfiling an entire froup, then individually e-mailing
its members?

Some people cough!D*nk/cough just seem to need us to validate
their existence.

On May 1, 7:43 am, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell



wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

Steve Calvin wrote:

You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
even though you won't admit it.

That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
he's killfiled all of ARK.
**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

What a sweetheart. Do you suppose he's sentient enough to be aware of
the irony in killfiling an entire froup, then individually e-mailing
its members?

WAAAH! Where's MY individual email telling me I got plonked?

Some people cough!D*nk/cough just seem to need us to validate
their existence.

If I ever see him in person I'll show him some validation...


Dr. HotSalt

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:29:03 +0930, Tonto Goldstein
wrote:

David DeLaney wrote:
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein wrote:
David DeLaney wrote:
Mark Edwards wrote:
Hugs and Purrs,
Mark
Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?
Umnoes - look where you posted

Therein lies the problem.

I also don't look before I leep.

Are you saying that your computer does it automatically? Mine does.


A compunerdigeek guy told me I had a "computer" "worm" and I read
somewhere that rats like to eat worms, so I put a rat in my computer,
then the rat ate the worms but wouldn't get out, so I put a cat in there
to eat the rat, but it wouldn't get out, so I put a dog in there to
chase the cat out, then I ate a horse and died, and Daffy Duck got hit
in the head with a hammer.

Teh Enb.

--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

Mark Edwards wrote:

/Walks up to chalk line
gulps drink and throws empty glass into fireplace while Callahan's
regulars cheer /

That reminds me about some rereading I've been meaning to do.

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
wrote:

**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

Ahhhh Kentucky Fried is the best both afb or rfc can muster. Pass the
bucket from the left hand side.