Nochsfentor wrote:
"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:12:39 +0000, Nochsfentor wrote:


"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT, wrote:

Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y chicharones?

Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about crossposting?

Is that anything like crossdressing?


Perhaps you are mentally insane. It is difficult to be as prolific as you
have been without coming across the concept of crossposting, which you do
regularly. Since you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you
say
by 40-50% relevance.

Allow me to explain.

I'll do the explaining.

While you are unintentionally obtuse, I am deliberately such.

I am not obtuse, it is just that the listeners of my words are too moronic
to interpret. Typical listeners deal in memes and cliches and phrases that
fall outside of these are viewed as unintelligible. Perhaps I should employ
a hip hop artist to put what I say into cliche.

Not unless you are trying to dig up songs about rear ends. I started
out with Spinal Tap, but after a while the only butt songs I could
think of were rap songs. I imagine there have got to be some country
songs that talk about butts but I couldn't think of any.

"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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Nochsfentor wrote:
"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:12:39 +0000, Nochsfentor wrote:


"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT, wrote:

Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y chicharones?

Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about crossposting?

Is that anything like crossdressing?


Perhaps you are mentally insane. It is difficult to be as prolific as
you
have been without coming across the concept of crossposting, which you
do
regularly. Since you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you
say
by 40-50% relevance.

Allow me to explain.

I'll do the explaining.

While you are unintentionally obtuse, I am deliberately such.

I am not obtuse, it is just that the listeners of my words are too
moronic
to interpret. Typical listeners deal in memes and cliches and phrases
that
fall outside of these are viewed as unintelligible. Perhaps I should
employ
a hip hop artist to put what I say into cliche.

Not unless you are trying to dig up songs about rear ends. I started
out with Spinal Tap, but after a while the only butt songs I could
think of were rap songs. I imagine there have got to be some country
songs that talk about butts but I couldn't think of any.


Since when does "I am the Highway" mean "please attach some songs about big
butt?"

On 25 Oct 2006 23:45:14 GMT, wrote:

"Alan Truism" wrote:
Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT, wrote:

Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y chicharones?

Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about crossposting?

Although I don't recall whining, thank you for pointing out the error of my
ways. I'll try to be more careful in the future.

Aren't you the bozo who has lied for years about having me killfiled?
On the off chance that you actually do have me killfiled, why in the
blue-eyed froggy world would you go to the trouble to respond to
someone who you have killfiled.

Occam says you must've been lying all this time.

On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:08:50 GMT, "Nochsfentor"
wrote:


"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:12:39 +0000, Nochsfentor wrote:


"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT, wrote:

Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y chicharones?

Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about crossposting?

Is that anything like crossdressing?


Perhaps you are mentally insane. It is difficult to be as prolific as you
have been without coming across the concept of crossposting, which you do
regularly. Since you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you
say
by 40-50% relevance.

Allow me to explain.

I'll do the explaining.

While you are unintentionally obtuse, I am deliberately such.

I am not obtuse, it is just that the listeners of my words are too moronic
to interpret. Typical listeners deal in memes and cliches and phrases that
fall outside of these are viewed as unintelligible. Perhaps I should employ
a hip hop artist to put what I say into cliche.

Listeners? Son, just because you hear the voices doesn't mean everyone
else does, especially if you wear the tin-foil hat the nice doctor-man
gave you.

Nochsfentor wrote:
"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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Nochsfentor wrote:
"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:12:39 +0000, Nochsfentor wrote:


"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT, wrote:

Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y chicharones?

Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about crossposting?

Is that anything like crossdressing?


Perhaps you are mentally insane. It is difficult to be as prolific as
you
have been without coming across the concept of crossposting, which you
do
regularly. Since you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you
say
by 40-50% relevance.

Allow me to explain.

I'll do the explaining.

While you are unintentionally obtuse, I am deliberately such.

I am not obtuse, it is just that the listeners of my words are too
moronic
to interpret. Typical listeners deal in memes and cliches and phrases
that
fall outside of these are viewed as unintelligible. Perhaps I should
employ
a hip hop artist to put what I say into cliche.

Not unless you are trying to dig up songs about rear ends. I started
out with Spinal Tap, but after a while the only butt songs I could
think of were rap songs. I imagine there have got to be some country
songs that talk about butts but I couldn't think of any.


Since when does "I am the Highway" mean "please attach some songs about big
butt?"

Since you hit the "send" button.

"Alan Truism" wrote in
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Nochsfentor wrote:
"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:12:39 +0000, Nochsfentor wrote:


"Alan Truism" wrote in message
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m...
Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT,
wrote:

Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y
chicharones?

Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about
crossposting?

Is that anything like crossdressing?


Perhaps you are mentally insane. It is difficult to be
as prolific as you have been without coming across the
concept of crossposting, which you do regularly. Since
you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you
say
by 40-50% relevance.

Allow me to explain.

I'll do the explaining.

While you are unintentionally obtuse, I am deliberately
such.

I am not obtuse, it is just that the listeners of my words
are too moronic to interpret. Typical listeners deal in
memes and cliches and phrases that fall outside of these
are viewed as unintelligible. Perhaps I should employ a
hip hop artist to put what I say into cliche.

Not unless you are trying to dig up songs about rear ends.
I started out with Spinal Tap, but after a while the only
butt songs I could think of were rap songs. I imagine there
have got to be some country songs that talk about butts but
I couldn't think of any.



Those big bottomed girls really wet your whistle, eh ?

--
TeaLady (mari)

"The principle of Race is meant to embody and express the
utter negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai

Alan Truism wrote:

Not unless you are trying to dig up songs about rear ends. I started
out with Spinal Tap, but after a while the only butt songs I could
think of were rap songs. I imagine there have got to be some country
songs that talk about butts but I couldn't think of any.


Man - I'm surprised this wasn't tossed out there already. So to speak.

Queen - "Fat Bottomed Girls"

(Imagine Freddy in 5 part multi-tracked harmony)):

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my luxury,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

David DeLaney wrote:
Nochsfentor wrote:
Since you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you say
by 40-50% relevance.

But what about the other 60-65%?

Dave "applied to become physically insane some time ago; haven't heard back
yet from the voices" DeLaney

Having been physically insane, I take great umbrage at your remark.

Matthew

--
Thermodynamics and/or Golf for dummies: There is a game
You can't win
You can't break even
You can't get out of the game

Matthew L. Martin wrote:
David DeLaney wrote:
Nochsfentor wrote:
Since you are mentally insane is there other kinds??? we can degrade everything you say by
40-50% relevance.

But what about the other 60-65%?

Dave "applied to become physically insane some time ago; haven't heard
back
yet from the voices" DeLaney

Having been physically insane, I take great umbrage at your remark.

Matthew



--
This is my post. It's one of the best posts on the net.
I know what you're asking yourself 'did he post 5 or 6
times'? Well in all the confusion I kinda lost track
myself. So you gotta ask yourself 1 question 'do you
feel lucky, huh do ya punk ...'

Matthew L. Martin wrote:
David DeLaney wrote:
But what about the other 60-65%?

Dave "applied to become physically insane some time ago; haven't heard back
yet from the voices" DeLaney

Having been physically insane, I take great umbrage at your remark.

I can send you my umbrage if you like, I apparently won't be needing it
until they _answer the application_.

Dave "not that I'm bitter, sour, or umami" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeableBLINK
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.