I was a professional baker, but now 90% of my brain has been baked and
I cannot work anymore.

So beware, ovens may bake your brain !

On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 13:29:48 GMT
Andrew Hardy wrote:

(Ralf Dieholt) wrote:

I was a professional baker, but now 90% of my brain has been baked

baked or smoked? Methinks "smoked" might be the more appropriate
term.


Maybe just nicely toasted.

"Eric Jorgensen" wrote:
Maybe just nicely toasted.

"Fried" seems to fit, too.

(Ralf Dieholt) wrote in message . com...
I was a professional baker, but now 90% of my brain has been baked and
I cannot work anymore.

So beware, ovens may bake your brain !

Unless you regularly drink alcoholic drinks instead of water to
quench your thirst while you do your baking chore then you will end up
later in life with pickled brains and not an oven damaged one.
Or its part of your heredity...Your family line as a dementia or
brain disorder that can be transmitted from generation to generation
due to the peculiar genetic make up of your ancestors.

There are certain people who are susceptible to brain damage even if
they are doing nothingg.Because they keep thinking about it and they
lose their grasp of reality .
Some peeople blame the ovens for whatever they feel queer in their
bodies. In fact I had seen women bakers who think that normal oven
heat radiaton make them infertile ....Which is wrong;
They just do not have a good sex life at all as they feel tired when
they get home they sleep more and ignore their husbands and lovers.
Roy

is this serious?
"Ralf Dieholt" wrote in message
om...
I was a professional baker, but now 90% of my brain has been baked and
I cannot work anymore.

So beware, ovens may bake your brain !

On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 14:20:27 -0800, Roy Basan wrote:

In fact I had seen women bakers who think that normal oven
heat radiaton make them infertile ....Which is wrong;

....[ insert standard bun pun here ] ...

No (one hopes ).
But if you sort of diregard the original post,and look at the subsequent
comments, it gives a bit of light relief. A recent comment of mine on
alt.bread.recipes, equaly valid on this group:
You are, not only, able to find inumerable recipes and advice ( at times
almost overwhelming ) on a pletora of baking related ( sometimes completely
unrelated ) subjects, but, if so inclined, to immerse yourself in the ever
flowing undercurrent of irony, sarcasm, inuendo and repartee (not to mention
pure poetry ) wich constitutes a minor, but absolutely significant, part of
this site.

Kim

"Ognir" wrote in message
...
is this serious?
"Ralf Dieholt" wrote in message
om...
I was a professional baker, but now 90% of my brain has been baked and
I cannot work anymore.

So beware, ovens may bake your brain !