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Baking (rec.food.baking) For bakers, would-be bakers, and fans and consumers of breads, pastries, cakes, pies, cookies, crackers, bagels, and other items commonly found in a bakery. Includes all methods of preparation, both conventional and not.

I just baked my balls



 
 
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:12 PM
Adam Ben Nalois
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Default I just baked my balls

Oh no ! I was too near to the oven and now my genitlas are baked golden brown.

This is a catastrophe ! My precious genitals are just meat now !

What can I do ?

Advice : Never stay near the oven, your genitals may be baked,too !
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Old 10-12-2003, 01:17 AM
Pennyaline
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Default I just baked my balls

"Adam Ben Nalois" wrote:
Oh no ! I was too near to the oven and now my genitlas are baked golden
brown.

This is a catastrophe ! My precious genitals are just meat now !

What can I do ?


Lay off the dry rub from now on.


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Old 10-12-2003, 03:15 AM
pheasant
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"Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message
m...
Oh no ! I was too near to the oven and now my genitlas are baked golden

brown.

This is a catastrophe ! My precious genitals are just meat now !

What can I do ?


Peel 'em, salt & pepper, you've got baked Rocky Mountain oysters. I prefer
the deep fried ones myself. More calories, and the flatus after a few beers
will peel paint. MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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Old 24-12-2003, 01:39 PM
BettyJo
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Default I just baked my balls

Eat them you dumb ass fool.
From your message you couldn't use them for anything else.

Maybe if you could find a female you wouldn't leave dumb ass messsages
like this. Since you are such a losser, why don't you find a dog or
cat as a companion if if girls won;t have anything to do with you.




On 9 Dec 2003 15:12:24 -0800, (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote:

Oh no ! I was too near to the oven and now my genitlas are baked golden brown.

This is a catastrophe ! My precious genitals are just meat now !

What can I do ?

Advice : Never stay near the oven, your genitals may be baked,too !


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Old 24-12-2003, 03:49 PM
Eric d'Entremont
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Default I just baked my balls

wink
Betty Jo
I don't think he has any to use well before that post..
Have a happy and safe holiday season
Eric
"BettyJo" wrote in message
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Eat them you dumb ass fool.
From your message you couldn't use them for anything else.

Maybe if you could find a female you wouldn't leave dumb ass messsages
like this. Since you are such a losser, why don't you find a dog or
cat as a companion if if girls won;t have anything to do with you.




On 9 Dec 2003 15:12:24 -0800, (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote:

Oh no ! I was too near to the oven and now my genitlas are baked golden

brown.

This is a catastrophe ! My precious genitals are just meat now !

What can I do ?

Advice : Never stay near the oven, your genitals may be baked,too !




 




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