On Sep 7, 4:31 pm, "Kswck" > wrote:
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> > On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
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> >>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
> >>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
> >>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
> >>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
> >>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
> >>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
> >>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
> >>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
> >>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
> >>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
> >>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
> >>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
> >>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
> >>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
> >>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
> >>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
> >>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
> >>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
> >>affect drunk stroller drivers?
> >>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!
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> > I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
> > squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
> > make a buck.
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> It is even more frustrating when the tip won't come off.

Or when your girlfriend gets too drunk to change your diaper.

--Bryan