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Default Adult Baby Bottles


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> On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
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>>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
>>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
>>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
>>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
>>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
>>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
>>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
>>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
>>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
>>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
>>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
>>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
>>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
>>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
>>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
>>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
>>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
>>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
>>affect drunk stroller drivers?
>>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!

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> I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
> squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
> make a buck.


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