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Default Adult Baby Bottles

On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:

>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
>affect drunk stroller drivers?
>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!


I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
make a buck.