On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 17:07:04 GMT, Charles Perry
wrote:

Here is a quiz on more or less of the same subject. What is the matter
with the bread in the following photo?:

Well, obviously you have said or done something that has irritated the Bread
Faeries. Perhaps you cut too many escape slashes for them and they took that as
condensending on your part. Who knows? Sometimes they get ticked off for reasons
beyond our ken.

It's even simpler than that. In a drunken stupor, he ****ed in the
starter.