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Maybe try adding sugar to your mayo, and maybe some of those colored
sprinkles kids put on ice cream. That should give you a pretty good Miracle
Whip imitation.


If the poor sap wants to make Miracle Whip, let him. Next he'll want to
know how to make Velveeta at home, or how to brew Bud Light. Have some
sympathy.

5 seconds with Google turns up a bunch of recipes.


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Peter Aitken