Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: fairy Princess Party
Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> 10 points for stabbing a friend, 50 points for permanently maiming a
> sibling. The winner gets a "fruit wand" martini.
The child who puts her own eye out first wins the game. The child who
puts another child's eye out first must compete with that child in a
sudden death match.
The winner of sudden death gets an M&Mtini and a lifetime supply of
instant pudding.
Double points are not awarded for losing both eyes.
> Aunt Sandie just has to send them backstage to the network staff to have
> them cleaned up. She doesn't have to deal with it.
The backstage people are well practiced in removing dirt and stains --
this is Sandy's show, remember? Food color spots and blood stains are a
specialty!
> Hmmmm... "Aunt Sandie was loaded as usual, and came up with another
> stupid theme. She is soooooo lame. She is threatening me with a clown
> birthday party theme. I hate clowns."
Meanwhile, Sandy daydreams about launching her own budget-conscious
version of MTV's "My Super Special Sweet Sixteen"
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