"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
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> Ubiquitous > dropped this turd
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> Just how old does SLop think those girls are, anyway? They were way
>> too old for this theme. You gotta love how SLop managed to drag her
>> boyfriend's kids (Andrew Cuomo) onto her show.
>>
>> Nice to see SLop still dresses inappropriately while cooking. Thank
>> GAWD she didn't change into a fairy dress, a la Miss Filbert's Tiny
>> Town once she had finished.
>
> OMG... Pass the mental white out please. I just got a mental image of
> SLop in a "Glenda the Good Witch" get up with a plunging neckline
> <<<shudder>>>.
>
Didn't she wear that on her Halloween episode with the Godawful Pumpkin tart
recipe? God I hate weekend t.v. when you are sick and the only think on is
Sandra Lee. But she is good for a laugh on occasion. The 40 costume changes
and rented mansion were a good occasion to laugh at her.

Cindi


>
>>
>> SLop makes "fruit wands" by skewering cut fruit onto wooden skewers,
>> adding that this is a great project for the kids. Why would you give
>> such young children pointy things and why would you make them work at
>> their own party? Methinks SLop was being too clever by one half
>> (someone call Ripley's!) with those fruit wands.
>
> 10 points for stabbing a friend, 50 points for permanently maiming a
> sibling. The winner gets a "fruit wand" martini.
>
>
>
>> I guess we can count
>> ourselves lucky she didn't try to tell us to soak the skewers lest
>> they catch on fire, but how the hell does she expect the kids to grab
>> them without making a sticky mess, assuming they realize it's sppsd to
>> be eaten and isn't just another one of "Aunt Sandie"'s lame
>> tablerapes? You're going to have to grab at least one piece of fruit
>> to extricate it from the cantaloupe and the handle, which she stabbed
>> into the cantaloupe, is going to be all sorts of sticky.
>
> Aunt Sandie just has to send them backstage to the network staff to have
> them cleaned up. She doesn't have to deal with it.
>
>>
>> What is it with SLop making finger foods that cannot be eaten? Those
>> star sandwiches looked like they were going to fall apart when picked
>> up and then there's the strawberry toothpicked to the top.
>>
>> Those were totally "M&M"'s that she used on those lame cookies. One
>> could clearly see the logo on the closeup of the blue one.
>>
>> Did I hear correctly when she said she was giving away those big
>> creepy dolls and "fairy diaries"? Oh how I'd love to read what they
>> had to write about this party!
>
> Hmmmm... "Aunt Sandie was loaded as usual, and came up with another
> stupid theme. She is soooooo lame. She is threatening me with a clown
> birthday party theme. I hate clowns."
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