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Default Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: fairy Princess Party


"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
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>> Just how old does SLop think those girls are, anyway? They were way
>> too old for this theme. You gotta love how SLop managed to drag her
>> boyfriend's kids (Andrew Cuomo) onto her show.
>>
>> Nice to see SLop still dresses inappropriately while cooking. Thank
>> GAWD she didn't change into a fairy dress, a la Miss Filbert's Tiny
>> Town once she had finished.

>
> OMG... Pass the mental white out please. I just got a mental image of
> SLop in a "Glenda the Good Witch" get up with a plunging neckline
> <<<shudder>>>.
>
>
>>
>> SLop makes "fruit wands" by skewering cut fruit onto wooden skewers,
>> adding that this is a great project for the kids. Why would you give
>> such young children pointy things and why would you make them work at
>> their own party? Methinks SLop was being too clever by one half
>> (someone call Ripley's!) with those fruit wands.

>
> 10 points for stabbing a friend, 50 points for permanently maiming a
> sibling. The winner gets a "fruit wand" martini.
>
>
>
>> I guess we can count
>> ourselves lucky she didn't try to tell us to soak the skewers lest
>> they catch on fire, but how the hell does she expect the kids to grab
>> them without making a sticky mess, assuming they realize it's sppsd to
>> be eaten and isn't just another one of "Aunt Sandie"'s lame
>> tablerapes? You're going to have to grab at least one piece of fruit
>> to extricate it from the cantaloupe and the handle, which she stabbed
>> into the cantaloupe, is going to be all sorts of sticky.

>
> Aunt Sandie just has to send them backstage to the network staff to have
> them cleaned up. She doesn't have to deal with it.
>
>>
>> What is it with SLop making finger foods that cannot be eaten? Those
>> star sandwiches looked like they were going to fall apart when picked
>> up and then there's the strawberry toothpicked to the top.
>>
>> Those were totally "M&M"'s that she used on those lame cookies. One
>> could clearly see the logo on the closeup of the blue one.
>>
>> Did I hear correctly when she said she was giving away those big
>> creepy dolls and "fairy diaries"? Oh how I'd love to read what they
>> had to write about this party!

>
> Hmmmm... "Aunt Sandie was loaded as usual, and came up with another
> stupid theme. She is soooooo lame. She is threatening me with a clown
> birthday party theme. I hate clowns."
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>
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> --
> Due to recent cutbacks - The light at the end of the tunnel has been
> turned off.
> ~unknow author



She should do a clown party. Get the Killer Clowns from Outer Space
(remember that moldy oldy B-movie) to provide entertainment. They could
wrap her up in cotton candy and EAT her.All the kiddies would clap and cheer
as she is finally muzzled when the cotton candy covers her Joker-esque
grinning face.
-ginny