Joris Pattyn wrote:
But the bigger question-
Is it true that if you remove the widget and line it up just right with
the "33" on the Rolling Rock bottle, you get key to the universe?

Yep, absolutely. But you ought to have known better than to divulge this in
public. The Lords of Chaos will have your hide once you use the key.

Hmmm...you know, I *thought* I heard the doorbell ring when I was
napping on the couch (opened a bottle of Brooklyn Local One while I was
making beef stew, and the weather [rain] and the beer just made it the
perfect day for a mid-stew nap) but figured it must have been the Dr.
Phil Show that was on TV at the time. Glad I didn't get up to answer
the door...