Robin Carroll-Mann wrote:

On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 14:11:30 -0500, Bob Pastorio
wrote:

Don't be silly. Cream is fattening and fat people are heavier than
skinny people. That means it would sink to the bottom.

The logic is irrefutable.

I refute it!

Cream is richer than milk, and the rich are always on top.

Actually, I suspect the rich have their choice. Sometimes top;
sometimes bottom.

Just a guess.

Pastorio