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I know I shouldn't do this and I keep telling myself to stop but I just
can't resist. I know most of y'all are of the age where all the milk
comes from sanitized conditions (you think) and a hand never touches the
udder. Well back in 'the good ole days' I vividly recall sitting under
the back end of a cow trying to get the milk into the bucket. Had the
cow kickers on and all but all too often old bessie would put a foot in
the bucket or maybe decide to empty her bowels or bladder while I was
milking. Decision time came, whether to take the milk to the house as
if nothing happened or throw it away and take a licking. Guess what I
did most often. Now, I do not drink milk of any kind. Don't start a
thread about chicken eggs as that is even more gross.. Have a good day,
with your milk and eggs. :-)