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Old 02-10-2006, 04:13 PM posted to alt.food.recipes
Muddle
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sf wrote in message ...
On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:24:15 GMT, "Muddle"
wrote:

A substitute for rosemary is the deciduous bark of any tree whose needles
don't turn brown and fall off on the winter. Rosemary is like eating a

pine
tree, only less poisonous. If you don't believe me, head on out to your
yard and gnaw on any tree whoose needles don't fall off in the winter.
Rosemary is a spice which tastes like a poison and in moderate amounts is
not poisonous.


Obviously, you've never come near fresh rosemary. Whatta heathen.
Crawl back under your bridge.


Fresh rosemary taste exactly like pine pitch and yes I am a heathen,
although I don't live under a bridge. I'd rather skewer a lightly seasoned,
prosciutto wrapped, pepper stuffed shrimp for the grill with metal than a
sprig from some nasty pine tree.


 

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