On 24 Sep 2006 08:57:49 -0700, Dominic T. wrote:

Derek wrote:
Never had a bat in my tea, but I have found a Persian drinking from my mug.
Cat, not person.

Good thing you clarified, I had visions of a Persian man with in full
historic regalia and a handlebar moustache gently sipping from your
teacup while furtively glancing around only to be caught in the act by
you.

I like my story better, so I'm rejecting your reality and substituting
my own instead.

- Dominic

I like your story better, too. Surreality is underrated.

--
Derek

"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
-- Nick Diamos