Two senior funnies that really happened:

1. Hat found at a truck stop in Virginia:
"Sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a rope."

2. Back in the 80's, I worked for Prudential when they held the AARP
contract for supplemental medicare insurance. We all gathered around a
computer to look at a claim that was slowly building due to all the medical
needs the client had (you did this if you had an interesting case, and
wanted to show the others). At the bottom of the screen, the examiner had
the option of putting an ICBM code or a description of the injury/illness if
it defied coding. This one did. It read, 'Patient shot in testicles by
wife when found in bed with best friend.' Curiousity had someone call the
examiner for a better description. Seems Lothario was in bed with the
Mrs.'s best friend, she caught them, and both of them being deaf, didn't
hear her go and get the shot gun, lock and load and shoot off his manhood,
the friend got away while the Mrs. was picking herself off the floor from
the kick of the gun, (I think she broke her shoulder). The best part: He
was 102, the Mrs. 96 and the 'other woman' was 98.

You go granny. I want one that active at 102, and I'd like to think I would
shoot too!
-Ginny