In article ,
(PENMART01) wrote:

FATSO Mark Thorazine blurted:

"Jean B." wrote:

low-fat tortillas, even us perpetual dieters can have the occasional
"pie."

NO, you CAN'T! Carbs make you FAT!

NO, Gourmandizers make themslves fat... yoose eat 5000 fat calories a day with
no carbs and you will become a schizo ******* obeastie! Eat a well balanced
2500 calorie diet from all the food groups and you will be a normal
HEALTHY-HAPPY human being.

Sheldon

sigh In case nobody else noticed, that was a link to a Dave Barry
article! Dave Barry is a humor columnist. The post was supposed to be
funny. ;-)

Dave Barry is a scream.

K.

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