In article ,
(Glitter Ninja) wrote:


Face it, we girls just don't have the advantage in ****ing contests
that the boys do.


I'm sorry, I just can't restrain myself, I have to tell my ****ing
contest joke. I stole it, so somebody is sure to sue me, but oh well!

There were a bunch of people at a table in a bar drinking pitchers of
beer. They had drunk quite a bit, and weren't totally rational. Some
guy starts talking about ****ing contests, and a women says she'll take
him on, loser buys the next pitcher. They go out back, where there is a
brick wall. She hikes up her skirt, has her boyfriend hold one leg up
high and makes a respectable mark on the wall. Still, it's pretty
obvious what is going to happen. The guy unzips and whips it out,
holding it to point pretty high. The women yells out, "Hey, no hands.
*I* didn't use any hands.". They guy lets go and piddles miserably on
the ground, and has to buy the next pitcher.

--
Dan Abel

Petaluma, California, USA