Nancy Young wrote ON 4/4/2006:

Kevin's just not trying hard enough. Tsk.

Forever and a ham, I get my 'free' ham this week. I'm going to
try to actually finish this one.

I admit to being a slacker on even-numbered days.

Why do you get a free ham, and why in free is single quotes?

If that's too personal a question, just slap me.