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Old 29-03-2006, 10:50 PM posted to rec.food.cooking
Gregory Morrow[_2_]
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empanadajim wrote:

On 29 Mar 2006 04:25:04 -0600, "Bob Terwilliger"
wrote:

Jim backpedaled as fast as he could:

LOL -- If you can find a credible person to judge, I'll bet ten thousand
dollars that my IQ is higher than yours.

Put up or shut up, boy.

Your behavior makes the statement loudly and clearly.


So...you bring up the issue of IQ, then when challenged to compare directly,
you try to bluster and misdirect your way out of it. You obviously fear to
compare your IQ with mine when there's something on the line. I happen to
have both brains AND balls. I see you have neither.

Bob


I see the "meaning" of my post passed right over your head. Show me
that letter you wrote to the legal department at Baja Fresh describing
their business as a swindle.



"Dear Baja Fresh:

The absolutely heartbreaking sight of hundreds of thousands of darling
little baby harp seals being clubbed to death each springtime is
barbaric enough to bring tears to the eyes of the most hardened
(non-Canadian) criminal. These lovable tiny creatures, with the huge,
dark Keane-like eyes, looking so trustingly at the approaching
assassin, only to have their cute little baby brains dashed out by
baseball (America's pastime) bats, ax handles, or dum-dum bullets
arouse the deepest sympathy in any beholder with an drop of human
sympathy in his blood.

This hunt, so unequal, so unsporting, so unsettling, occurs every
spring, soon after the seals' mothers have given birth. Think of the
poor mothers' despair at the sight of their darlings being bashed to
death right before their very eyes! Imagine a mother's anguish upon
returning to her baby and finding it skinned, yet still quivering with
a fading spark of life. Surely this is the most debased ritual on
earth. And all just to make slippers or keycases for a social class
that would, if permitted, do the same to its poorer fellow humans (such
as albino thalidomide babies).

Sincerely
b00b Twirlinger"

 

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