"wayne @ Left Coast" wrote in message . ..
On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc
Olsen) wrote:

Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

Hah! Far too late since my job did that years ago ...


If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.


Tell 'em not to add any salt since my language has too much sodium
already.

So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.

I have stopped drinking it for now ... to save enough for dinner
tonight.


Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.


Lemme see, do I wanna be burnt or have my soul collected ...

Personally, I prefer my souls medium-rare!


Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !

Frankly, I'd kinda like to hear which wines heretics and witches
prefer ... can't get enough au vin information, y'know ...

Witches prefer pumpkin wine :-)



- wayne

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Dan-O