Bill, i _know_! don't rub it in. nobody wants to sell me the '96 Sami
for
a reasonable price

Make me an offer for one of my bottles. I think the opening bid would
involve threesomes with hot-looking women. (It's up to you to decide
whether or not that's "a reasonable price". ;-) )

Oh, and my wife gets to approve all such offers. And she LIKES Samichlaus.

On second thought, I guess you're just outta luck.