On 2/2/04 8:41 AM, in article ,
"Brian Lundeen" > wrote:

>
> "Ross McKay" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> I hear that they work wonders for back pain and sleepless nights when
>> you embed them in your mattress too. Best used in conjunction with
>> crystals.
>>
> Not entirely true, Ross. Depending on the variety, crystals can be either
> positive or negative etherium emitters. Unaged wine is also very high in
> etherium, but can be either positive (if it comes from the Northern
> hemisphere) or negative (from the Southern). Magnets have been shown to
> align the etherium in wine into a coherent polarization which emulates the
> process that occurs naturally over time, reducing the harsh effects of
> random etherium ordering and creating a wine that tastes smooth and aged.
> Now, if you were to bring a crystal of the same polarity into the vicinity,
> its etherium contribution would simply be brought into alignment and no harm
> done. However, an etherium emitter of opposite polarity would immediately
> force the etherium matrix within the wine into non-covalent bonding which
> the magnetic field can no longer affect. If this is done, there is a good
> chance you will have irreversibly damaged the natural order of the wine and
> it might never age properly. Some recent studies suggest that several months
> inside a pyramid might unlock the bound matrix, but results are inconclusive
> at this time.
>
> Crystals and magnets are not toys, Ross. In untrained hands, they can do
> great damage if not used properly. I hope you will educate yourself a bit
> more on this topic before handing out advice.
>
> Bwian the Naughty
>
>

Exactly why I only drink my wine when wearing my pyramid hat. I want to keep
the etherium aligned with my chakra.

--
Greg Cook
http://homepage.mac.com/gregcook/Wine

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