Blake Norton wrote:

Thanks for the ideas! A friend told me about this Polish wine that is
truly awful and is made from raisins. But like the other poster said,
it's expensive. I think I might do the MD 20/20 in a really nice
bottle.

I just hope he thinks it's as funny as I do. Should I tell my
girlfriend in advance? She'll probably just try to talk me out of it.

First the disclaimer that I wouldn't do this, and I recommend
that you don't either. In fact, stop right now and don't read
the next paragraph.

That said, why look for a "bad" wine when you can make a wretched
one yourself? Open the bottle, pour the glasses, then slip a
little something extra into each one, like flat Coca-Cola. Or,
if you're even more mean spirited, motor oil.