Happy person
Sad person
:-) Happy person with a nose
:-( Sad person with a nose
:---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose
:-D Person laughing
:-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a
5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
;-) Person winking
.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:-0WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital
cybercigarette
:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he
suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge
dribbling from his cybermember
:-{8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement
surgery
:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or
her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her
head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays
:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a
squirrel



Thanks a lot Dick!

Now I'm going to have to finally get my upper case q fixed.

D*

Larry Stumpf,
S. Ontario,
Canada