Peggy wrote:
Steve Wertz wrote:
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Swansons Hungry Man Turkey Dinner ($2.29), a fifth of bourbon (get the
cheap stuff - $8), and a hooker ($20-$50).
-sw
What kind of hooker can you get for $20-$50? I'd say treat yourself to
something classier; maybe TWO Swansons Hungry Man Turkey Dinners.
Methinks Steve's age is showing. Not only didja use to be able to get some
fine hookers for $20 to $50, fifty years ago, but that was when they still
sold whiskey in 'fifths'! Now all I see are 750 ml or 1.75 litre bottles.
And the idea of hookers today scares the hell out of me.
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