Sounds like he forgot to boil the steak first.

Barry

"Steve Wertz" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 6 Oct 2003 15:45:52 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

I can even microwave a ribeye and have it turn out halfway decent and
tender

Don't forget to smother them in Heinz ketchup, too.

-sw