"Jack Schidt®" wrote:

"Jack Sloan" wrote in message
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"Jack Schidt®" wrote in message
m...
PS Jay-sus mighta turned water into wine, fed everyone with a can of
tuna
and a coupla hunks of pita bread, but he never cooked bbq.

I bet he coulda if he'd wanted to.
Jack(who'd like to taste some of that)



Ok, Jay-sus was way cool. He could shoot more goals than Wayne Gretzky....


Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,
"You do look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people
will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and
some chalk?"

The Guardian of the Gate snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear.

Einstein dashes off arcane formulas and symbols to elaborate on the theory of
relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You clearly ARE Einstein!" he
says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

He erases Einstein's equations and sketches a stunning picture with just a few
strokes of chalk. The saintly security sentinel applauds. "Surely you are the
great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. The Saint scratches his
head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both provided evidence of their identity.
How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."