Mark Edwards wrote:
[snips]
No cluons were harmed when Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
The problem I have with it is I can't figure out how to open these
bags of charcoal. There's these two white strings knotted together
holding the flap closed at the top of the bag.

[I responded; then, cluelessly]

DK wrote:
You aren't very bright, are you?

He's really not, but The Home ran out of funds and Had To Let Him Go (if
you know what I mean).

So now I live in an apartmentum.

Fortunately, he got a job caring for a cat that belonged to an eccentric
millionnare, who died and left all her money to the cat. As long as the cat
is alive, he has money.

Fortunately, the cat has been replaced by a stuffed animal, and, a la Folger's
Cat Crystals, nobody has noticed.

On the other hand, I think he plans to barbecue that cat.

No no no. _KevinS_ plans that. I'm happy to leave it on top of the teddy bear
in a compromising position, where it's been for the last decade or so.

Dave
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