"Gregory Morrow" wrote in message
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Sheldon wrote:

"Zeppo" wrote:
"notbob" wrote:
ChattyCathy wrote:

Wouldn't crushing nuts leave you with nut paste

'go easy' i.e. just don't hit the nuts *too* hard, or
fo too long.

I roll nuts using an 8lb chrome dumbell.

When I got married a couple of years ago, the wife came
equipped with a 'food chopper', a spring loaded device with
plunger and a removable bottom cup.

I woulda run for my life.


That's actually the new Cyberpussy Kozmic Kontraceptive Device, it's
designed to stick over her uterus *and* her mouth...

Ouch!

Jon