It's not only hilarious, it's also ridiculous.
Ridiculous? Well, what kind of tea are you drinking? Don't tell me
it's the stuff that comes in little bags.
If you drink good tea, you will notice the results good water makes.

Yeah, I asked about that. You conveniently ducked the question.
I ducked the question, because I don't have to answer it if I don't
want to. Do the research yourself. I'm lazy.

I'd love to run a double-blind experiment on a bunch of water snobs with a few grand at stake.
I see you're going to be a hard convert. But nobody's going to be
doing any hand-holding with you. You have to kind of figure this stuff
out for youself. Try different kinds of water - bottled, from lakes,
from the tap - in different locales. Compare samples side by side - of
just plain water (no need to brew tea or anything). Then you will
know. There is a difference.