Does French cuisine merit UN stars?
On 2008-04-12, Mark Thorson wrote:
It's like sailboats. They are pretty, and some people
have fun sailing them, but they no longer hold any share
of transatlantic shipping trade.
And no one books a romantic cruise vacation on a container ship!
French cooking is like
that -- antiquarian and pretty, but serving no useful
purpose except nostalgia.
But wait.... OMG!... it actually tastes GOOD.
It's called evolution, pal. Get used to it!
So were leisure suits and Chicken McNuggets. If you wanna eat flavored
foams, try spermacidal douche or Peeps.
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