Attorney General John Ashcroft visits an elementary
school. After speaking for 15 minutes he says, "I will
now answer any questions you have."

Bobby stands up and says: "I have four questions, sir:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to
destroy civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the bell goes off and the kids are sent out
to play. Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft says: "I am sorry
we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."

A little girl named Julie stands and says: "I have six
questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to
destroy civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?