Charlie wrote:
i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably best
to dump her. Vegan women are often extreme neurotics with eating
disorders. How they treat their food is how they'll treat you: pick,
nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never freaking end.

yeah, i know this story. they'd like that all the restaurants of the planet
adopt a special menu just for them.
"what's the shit inside these ravioli, what's the crap in that cannelloni".
the only acceptable explanation is that they need extra care and attention
expecially by waiters...

They're just as demanding of you as they are of waiters. You think a
waiter has it tough catering to a vegan woman? She's in and out of the
restaurant in 45-90 minutes (sometimes faster when the waiter catches on
to what a burden the witch is). You're stuck with all that whiny
nattering until you can ditch her.

otherwise they should lock themselves in a barn to eat like horses.
but she's such a wonderful looking bitch. i can't just tell her: "go eat
your hand picked from the ground bananas".

Sure you can. And you know what? If she's really stunning like you say,
she'll probably respect you for being more honest than the guys who try
to be so agreeable to everything she says because she's hot. There's
also a chance she'll like it even if she's not used to such honesty.
Chicks dig a guy who stands his ground.

we did not go very farther, despite her interest, because i have this
doubt:
will she swallow?

What's her name? Maybe someone here can answer.

she does not use computers.
at least, in this, she's normal.

I meant, maybe someone here has dated her. That's the easiest way to
answer your question: talk with someone who's already been around the
block with her.

...
can you please explain? do vegan suck and swallow or it's always a party
that ends in the most interesting part?

Why waste your time pursuing someone with an eating disorder based on a
flawed political/religious views? Nitpicking at food carries over to
relationships. Unstable, people make unstable lovers. That might be fun
for one night, but before the end of it you're ready for her to get the
hell out.

one night of experiment and that should be it?

Yes, and better at her place than yours. That way you can split when you
get tired of her. Chicks tend to take over the roost when you bring them
home with you. I don't even tell them where I live. Makes life a lot easier.

i'll take the advice.
if she's in a real mental disorder, probably she'll be available for some
funny exercise.

If she's a whiny vegan skag, she already has a real mental disorder. I
wouldn't even worry about taking her to dinner if I were you; all she's
going to do is whine and complain about how unfair the world is. Just
spend your money on getting her drunk. Then maybe she'll swallow *anything*.

ps. i am not kidding.

Neither am I!