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Old 25-10-2003, 05:42 PM
Charlie
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Default do vegans swallow?


"usual suspect" ...
Charlie wrote:
i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably best
to dump her. Vegan women are often extreme neurotics with eating
disorders. How they treat their food is how they'll treat you: pick,
nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never freaking end.


yeah, i know this story. they'd like that all the restaurants of the planet
adopt a special menu just for them.
"what's the shit inside these ravioli, what's the crap in that cannelloni".
the only acceptable explanation is that they need extra care and attention
expecially by waiters...
otherwise they should lock themselves in a barn to eat like horses.
but she's such a wonderful looking bitch. i can't just tell her: "go eat
your hand picked from the ground bananas".

we did not go very farther, despite her interest, because i have this

doubt:
will she swallow?

What's her name? Maybe someone here can answer.


she does not use computers.
at least, in this, she's normal.

i cannot produce sperm without human proteins, and i'm afraid she'll end

up
spitting everything out.
an italian friend of mine, named sago, same vegan religion, does not

want to
answer this question.

Perhaps Sago is too embarrassed to admit he swallows.


nope. he's a certified ethero. his girlfriend is another goodlooking whore.
i asked him if he actually licks the pussy and how he prevents the
swallowing of the liquids pouring out of the ****.
i can't get an answer either.
probably they just ass **** each other. no fun.

can you please explain? do vegan suck and swallow or it's always a party
that ends in the most interesting part?

Why waste your time pursuing someone with an eating disorder based on a
flawed political/religious views? Nitpicking at food carries over to
relationships. Unstable, people make unstable lovers. That might be fun
for one night, but before the end of it you're ready for her to get the
hell out.


one night of experiment and that should be it?
i'll take the advice.
if she's in a real mental disorder, probably she'll be available for some
funny exercise.

ps. i am not kidding.

--
c.


 

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