usual suspect wrote:
Pete wrote:

As a professional writer & designer, I use
the words I choose, when I want.


You might be professional, but not a writer.


Stop trolling Jon, and use your real ID AGAIN U nutcase.


This is my real ID, Malcolm/Pete/whatever.

The best is Bunghole. Malcolm/Pete used to call
himself 'Bishop Mbongo', which I quickly fixed to
Bunghole. He also used to go by 'John Thomas', which
is British slang for penis.

All of his names translate to Zero.


The facts expressed here belong to everybody,


You never use facts.

the opinions to me.


You should keep your silly opinions to yourself.

The distinction is yours to draw...


And quarter?

I'm a horny devil when riled.


You should take a cold shower.

pete who?


Too bad your parents didn't name you Richard instead. You're a real Dick.