The Four Pounder. Yep, looks delicious. (This is served only in
non-Hispanic areas, otherwise it's the Carne Asada Four Pounder.)

That's a lie.


Jared's back up to 475, and is the new pitchman for the Four Pounder.

That's a lie


Even better are the Two-For-One deals Subway has. Their newest idea is
called "The Fifth Meal." It's two Four Pounders for just $12, from 9 pm
to 3 am, to maximize the effects of the calories on weight gain.

--Tim May

That's a lie. Nobody wants to read this shit, knock it off.