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Old 22-10-2003, 03:24 AM
TonyP
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Default Lite Beer is for Sissies & Faggots

On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 10:17:25 +0000, Kswck wrote:



who-me wrote:

Do you drink lite beer?
Do you smoke lite cigarettes?
Do you eat lite foods?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you are probably a
sissy, faggot, or wimp. (unless you have medical problems that require
you to consume this stuff).

REAL men drink REAL beer, smoke REAL cigarettes, and eat REAL food.




And get REAL drunk, REAL black-lung & REAL fat. (Something to look
forwrd to, eh?).


And... when he's REAL drunk, REAL fat and has REAL oxygen flowing
throught his nose, he will be REALLY horny because no REAL woman
will have anything to do with a REAL pig.

Then he'll relize that REAL men don't make REAL stupid statements about
REAL stupid things.

Tony
 

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