"Dan Logcher" wrote in message
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The fastest sympton I've had was about 3 hours.

Pepperoni pizza and a pitcher of cold beer will get you down to one hour or
less.

Once upon a time, we were so hungry, we ate some hamachi sushi that looked a
bit long in the tooth. It was. Once we got home (45 minutes later), it was
a made dash (fighting off the spouse) to the nearest biffy.