Just Visiting got all stupidly judgmental:

Ok, I learned that CF doesn't serve Dr. Pepper. Well, they don't serve
fettuccine alfredo on the side either! At least the waitress was nice
when she said, "We don't serve it like that." I thought it was a bit
unusual but not enough to spoil the meal. I'll just have to get it at
another restaurant that does serve it on the side. I can hardly wait
to see what I can't order the next time!

Ya know what? I went into Cheesecake Factory and asked for an ostrich
burger with Santa Fe sauce and Southwestern cole slaw, with a side order
of chiles rellenos and an açai iced tea, and I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WANTED
EITHER!

So what better place to complain about it than HERE?

That's not normal food.

Guess what: When it comes to The Cheesecake Factory, neither Dr Pepper nor
fettuccine alfredo are "normal".

Did you hear a loud "whooshing" noise while you were responding to my post?

Bob